Go drown yourself!!!!

Dear Reza,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer, outside of your office and I saw you drive over your ‘My Little Pony’ collection.
I’m sure you’re emotional enough to understand that your driving sucks.
I’m returning the couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep your neighbour’s dog as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go drown yourself,
Edana Melissa


Me was tagged by Miss Aida Roslan.....kinda hilarious.... so me wana tag Aza, Neilly, Amelia Wong and anyone who read my blog, u are more than welcome to do this... =D


Please see below for instructions

NOW YOU, Pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them, See what they say. It’s Funny!


1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a leprechaun
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forrest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper


4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over


5. What’s the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn’t exsist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks


8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – I’m scratching my ass as you read this
Other – you should stop picking your nose


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France -Love always
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England– With tears of sadness



Dear (name),

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_). I think I realized it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_).
I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_).
I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory.
You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).

(_12_),
(_your name_)


Lesson of the day....

Something i learnt today....

To handle yourself, use your head.....

To handle others, use your heart.....

That's so true....


Ouh by the way, me kinda frustrated when i got caught in the traffic today...wanna know why??

I left my story book at home...i'm such an idiot..doink!! didnt enjoy my journey to work today... :(

Something to ponder....

Me was blog hopping and found this particular one interesting...so wana share with you guys... =D

WE DID NOT LEARN THIS IN SCHOOL


'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. ? (Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears Org never stop growing.

The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes) .. (Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)

There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age..

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

strange world @ stranges-world.blogspot.com

strange world @ stranges-world.blogspot.com

The above two Photos are of the two rivers flowing in southern part near Cape Town , South Africa .

These two river flow together and finally settle down in the Ocean. The taste of one river water is extremely sweet whereas the taste of other river is extremely opposite (that is bitter) but they never mix. There is no physical barrier in between these rivers which stops them from mixing together but it is the will & order of God.

This came to know in the starting of 20th century only where as Almighty God has mentioned the nature of these two rivers in Holy Quran 1400 years back .

Now you know more than you did before!!

Suraya Hani a.ka. Cik Sue


She' getting married tomorrow...i'm truly happy for her...yeehaa...called her earlier..she's busy preparing her hantaran....i really hope can be there to help her out....kinda feel bad for not going to her solemnisation.... actually i'm kinda sad i can't be there for the solemnisation.... uwaa..... nak pegi.....initially i wanted to go early tomorrow...that was the initail plan..and as usual people tend to ffk...so i have to come out with back up plan....that is to drag my toyman along with me...actually he's the one driving me there.... so i'll be there for the wedding ceremony on saturday..... =D

TO Suraya, i'm really sorry i'm not there for your big day....but deep down i hope u know that i'm always with u...pergh...very the jiwang la kan..kekekek..... anyway, congrats in advance... all the best to you....hope you'll have a wonderful marriage forever and ever.... take care and love you babe....and enjoy your honeymoon k...make sure got hasil...kidding... love u gal!!!

Weird but true....

Just morning, i was texting a friend of mine(Am) while driving to work...(yeah i know, i'm not suppose to text while driving...kekekek...). Anyway, i was telling him that his wedding invitation card is with me.so we were discussing about going to the wedding. Then i was telling him we discuss later as i'm driving to work. He replied saying that he is also on the way to work. And my next message to him sounded like this:

At least ko tak sangkut jam. kalo jam pun tak seteruk subang especially dpn summit tu kot....kekekke... ( At least you don't go through bad traffic like in Subang especiallt in front of Summit...keekkeke)

and he replied:

K..enjoy ur jam (WTF)

but as a matter of fact, nowadays i fine myself kinda enjoy the traffic...sound crazy rite???? wana know why??

coz....

1) i can read my story book!!! currently i'm reading Darkest Hour by Virginia Andrews.....hahaha.....believe it or not..i love stories by that author....kekekek...

2) i can eat my breakfast in the car...hahahahah.....i totally fully utilise my free time ok.....

3) i can put on my make up in the car.... =D

4) i can play psp in my car....kekekke....currently i'm hooked up to this tennis game...damn syok k.... =D

since the traffic lately seems to be better, so usually i can only done of the above....for instance this morning...me only manage to eat up my breakfast, then the traffic was ok...so me need to concentrate on my driving la....kekekeke.....

cheers....


p/s: me kinda pissed of while writing this entree cause some people i know damn nosy....he just love to look at my screen n read whatever on my monitor...WTF..mind your own business...ASS!!! privacy please!

I'm mourning.....


He soooo hottt!!!

Yesh...i've been mourning...kekekkee...wanted to go to jason mraz soooo muchhhh but for some reason i just cant go...uwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................so wana cry...... love his songs sooo much...he's a great writer n singer.... his latest album is very good....for those who haven't listen to his album.... u better LISTEN!!!!! so, he's performing tonite....ouch..... a few of my friends are going... bet they gonna have a great time...i am super jealous of them....probably i should kidnap them and take the tickets...wakakkakaka..... i bet he gonna sing "i'm yours" acoustic....uwaa...... damn.... ok that's it...i'm gonna go back to mourning and listen to his songs over and over again all day.... that gonna be my concert k.... =(

Note: For those going to his concert..have fun peepz...and beware i might kidnap ur tickets...wakakkakaa.....